whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you